Right, so before we go back, this chapter contains nudity and other rude things. You have been W A R N E D.
So, I opened the door v e r y slowly to Apple's room. And oh my god! I saw two people having full frontal sex on the bottom bunk. S E X. Bluuuueeeck. So. As I was staring mouth open at that scene, I realised something. The male someone had blonde hair! And abs! And the girl was also blonde and had a bruise on her knee! And then it dawned on me. APPLE AND ALEX WERE SHAGGING! I got my phone out and took three billion photos of the ickyness for evidence and got the hell out of there! Eww.
But Alex and Apple! Waaaaaiiiiiiiilllllll! I snuck back to the Bae Squad room, where everyone was awake and asking questions. I said,"I am too shocked to tell you what happened. Look!" And then used about 20,000 tissues trying to mop myself up.
Around the room, the Squad were making lots of shocked, sick noises. They said we should hand in the evidence to the teacher. I was gonna go along with this. And then I had an even better idea!
We were gonna prank Alex and Apple!
Muhhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
The prank is in the next chapter. Read on to find out what happens next.
If you D A R E!
