So, we walk into the restaurant and sit down at a table. He grabs my hand and I'm like W O A H. Then we order and I just happen to look back at the entrance and GUESS WHO COMES THROUGH THE DOOR?! Only Apple and HOLLIE?! Fifi Rosa was right! No surprises there. She's always top of the class.
Anywho. Yeah. They came through the door, all Mean Girls style and I'm just like: BITCH NO!
They actually walk up to our table too! Oh the cheek! And then the one and only Hollie actually starts FLIRTING with Alex. Um, excuse me.
So Apple's like,"OMG. Hollie! Stop flirting with Alex. You do know he's gonna be a DADDY soon anyway."
Excuse me. Did I hear that right? Alex's gonna be a dad? To who? Then I thought *wait. Didn't they shag? I walked in on it. That musta been... OH MY GOD! six months ago?!
Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dearWhy she did the turn up? Why did they shag in the first place.
And then I do something I didn't think I would do. I walked up to Apple, slapped her, same with Hollie. And then I go up to Alex hit him so hard in the face that he started shaking, put my middle fingers up. And then I said,"Why the FUCK did you ask me out? You knew this would happen! Well, fuck you. Boy BYE!
Stay tuned for what happens next in the next chapter!!
