Trash » That Only Directioners Will Get
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Or where Harold is being a dork, and saying these things:
ME! ME! ME! I don't know what you want! ME, JUST ME!
Oh you want this? Oh *throws object in his hand into crowd* OOPS THERE'S A RUCKUS, I'M SORRY!
You have to be more clear next time! ME! ME! ME
I don't understand those dance moves.
SIR ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
HOZIER? TAKE ME TO CHURCH
You need to CALM down, you need to STOP that RIGHT NOW!
This is a family show! Or is ittt?
It is! Of course it is!
Everybody needs to CHILL out
NO, that's WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. WRONG, SORRY.
And then he thinks he's Simon Says or something coz he goes "Hands up, hands down, scream if you wanna go fasteerrrr!"
And then he's like, "IT DOESN'T GO ANY FASTER! THIS ISN'T ALRIGHT!"
And then he says "Or is ittt" again and I can just imagine the other boys' faces like they would be thinking why they didn't stop him earlier.
And then he gets the crowd clapping again, and then he says stamp your feet.
"When we get the beat going I want you to clap, stamp your feet AND DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!"
And then he says, "we're gonna do it coz you want to and you're the nicest people in the world"
And that's the end, I bet you're all like FINALLY
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all I can say is, you're welcome x
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