Me: Horton Edward Styles if you don't get your greasy kale quinoa ass on Instagram and post a selfie I stg I will grate your stubble with Louis' dagger and shove you in the ocean while you're filming dunkirk you unidentified green tree frog
Harry: *posts black and white picture that literally makes no fucking sense*
Me: Oh for the love of
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Humor+. * • : ° ✦. *+. • ; Are you 1D trash? Do not fear, my fellow friend! This book is here to tell you that you're not the only one who lies on their bed, snotty nosed, face down, crying in their pillow while watching the History music video. - 1d sh...
