Chapter Six:"Love Potions"

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Hey while I was walking to school I found a love potion. It was in a water bottle near a skate park! So I grabbed it! I'm totally going to put this in Ormrs Melon Soda!(it's his favorite drink. Like that's what I see him drink 85% of the time when I stalk him). So it says on the love potion that you have to spit in it then mix it in the drink of your future lover! Well Ormr is in the restroom and he left his Melon pop outside! Time to slip some love into his drink!

Update:Welp he fainted. So I carried him to the nearest hospital! Turns out that that love potion was water mixed with sleeping pills! Well when Ormr woke up he saw me. He asked me what happened and I said "You fainted in the park so I carried you bridal style and took you to the hospital!". He thanked me then said "Oh crap! I was at the park for a date with my boyfriend!" So he ran out of the hospital. Shit there is no way I'm gonna let him be taken away by some homo fuckboy!

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