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Guys Night

Guys Night

Shane's POV

I woke up early in the morning. I couldn't go back to sleep so I got up. I grabbed my phone and walked into the kitchen. I got a text from none other than the Joey Graceffa.

Joey: Guys night! My place at @8!

Shane: I'll be there!

I don't bother talking to Lisa. She either yell at me or go to the bar with her friends and get drunk. I sigh and get a bowl of cereal.

Lisa: Hey babe! What's this?

I turn around and she's reading my phone. She puts it down and starts yelling at me.

Lisa: What the hell! You always spend time with Joey! No! You can't go!

She takes the empty bowl from my hand and smashes it at my feet. I fall to the floor. My feet are bleeding.

Lisa: Oh my god! I'm sorry!

Shane: Get away Lisa!

I push her away. She helps me up and takes me to the bedroom. She cleans up my feet. I can tell she thinks my feet smell. Then he hugs me.

Shane: Stop! I can't take this anymore! You yell at me and get drunk! Then you apologies and say you love me! I don't wanna do THIS anymore!

Lisa: Fine! F*ck you Shane! We're through!

She grabs some clothes and leaves. And before she does she shouts;

Lisa: Be gone in 3 days or I'm burning your things!

Wow. We I'm not even sad. Maybe I don't like girls.

Shane: Girls are f*cking bitches.

Then Corny runs and a minute later Lisa comes in.

Lisa: I'm taking her!

Then she leaves. Great. Now I have nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah. Girls suck. I'm probably gay. I didn't even like Lisa. And I have my eyes on a certain someone with beautiful green eyes. I sigh and start packing.

*9 pm*

I lay down on Lisa's bed. I hear my phone ringing. I'm not in the mood to answer but I do.

Joey: Hey? Shane?

Joey's POV

Why isn't Shane here yet? I was in the kitchen with Luke and Sawyer.

Joey: Shane isn't here yet.

Luke: Why not?

Joey: I'm not sure. I think I'm gonna call him.

Sawyer: Hey dude. Tell him tonight!

Joey: Yeah. Sure.

I called Shane. After a few rings he picks up.

Joey: Hey? Shane?

Shane: Yeah it's me.

Joey: What's wrong? You sound upset.

Sawyer: Maybe you can "comfort" him.

I give Sawyer a look.

Shane: Ugh. Lisa and I broke up.

Joey: What?! You two were perfect together!

That hurt. Sawyer and Luke could tell.

Shane: Nah. Every night she either yelled at me or came home drunk. Not my idea of fun.

Joey: Oh.

Shane: Yeah. I think I'm done with girls. For good.

Joey: Wait? You're gay?