It was another glorious day in Achievement City. The sun was shinning, the squids were swimming. Edgar whatever-the-fuck-number was chillin in his prison. All was well.
Geoff: Gather round, everyone! It's time for the first ever Let's Build... Without Gavin.
Ray: (gasps) Where's Vav?!
Jack: Maybe Ryan dressed him up in a cow suit and locked him in a glass cage.
Ryan: Nah, that's next week.
In the AH office, Michael rolled his eyes in amusement. He saw Lindsay filming them from the corner of the room and chuckled to himself when she waved.
Geoff: Gavin has not been told about this Let's Build, and I bet you're all wondering why.
Michael: Not really.
Jack: Nope.
Ryan: Couldn't care less.
Ray: OH! GEOFF! GEOFF!
Geoff: Yes, Ray?
Ray: I know why.
Ray was grinning like an idiot, his Tuxedo Mask hat donned proudly on his head. In fact, everyone was wearing their hats. It had become one of the many 'things' in the AH gang these days.
Michael: Please enlighten us, Ray.
Ray: It's Gavino's birthday next week.
Geoff: Ding ding ding! Congrats to Ray! Your prize is, uh, nothing. I'm sorry.
Ray: Just like Christmas in New York.
Jack: Santa didn't visit you and bring you gifts?
Ray: Santa would've gotten mugged and shot down if he tried to land on the roof of my building.
Michael: This is very true.
Across the room Lindsay was waving her hand in the air, mouthing Gavin's name in exaggerated lip motions.
Michael: So why isn't Gavin here again?
Geoff: Right! So as I pointed out-
Ray: 'Scuse me?
Geoff: As Ray pointed out its Gavin's birthday next week. So I decided that we're gonna build him a birthday monument somewhere in Achievement City.
Jack: Did you really think of this?
Ryan: I bet it was Millie's idea.
Geoff: You're absolutely right, Ryan.
The Gents and two of the three Lads all followed Geoff across the expanse of Achievement City. It took roughly fifteen minutes to get where they needed to go.
Michael: Jesus fucking Christ. There's nothing around here but water!
Ray: Shout out to Ariel from the Little Mermaid.
Jack: Land ho!
Finally, they came across a decent sized island. No one had ever seen it before, and they all wondered if Geoff hadn't built this thing himself.
Ryan: Where the hell are we?
Geoff: This is a place I like to call Gavino Island.
Jack: (chuckling) And what are we making on 'Gavino Island', Geoff?
Geoff: We are gonna build him a giant cake-
Ray: I'm out.
They all laughed as Ray jumped back into the water and started swimming away, before deciding to come back.
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FanfictionSummary: A week before Gavin's birthday, Geoff comes up with the idea to make it his best one yet. But since this is Achievement Hunter, nothing can go on without a bit of friendly competition. The challenge: Give Gavin the best present. The prize:...