Dirk: Yeah. Yeah, I'm a dude, does it matter? Oh, I'd like that-
Roxy: *stumbles down stairs* who r u talking too?
Dirk: Oh, it's Jake, from State Farm
Roxy: jake, from state farm, at 3 in the night?
Dirk: It's 3 in the morning not ni-
Roxy: *takes phone* hey "jake, from state farm", what r u wearing?
Jake: ..Uh...short shorts.
Roxy: she sounds hideous
Dirk: Yeah, well she's a guy so.
Roxy:
Roxy:
Roxy:
Roxy: fukin homo
