John: *running everywhere* hey everyone my dad just told me it was April fools!
Karkat: *GROAN* EVERYONE EVACUATE THE HELL THAT'S ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE.
Rose: Why? It's just a fun day.
Kanaya: I Agree With Rose This Can Be A New Experience For Us To Enjoy
Karkat: STUPID MATESPRITS ALWAYS AGREEING WITH EACH OTHER.
Dave: im pregnant
Everyone: What the balls?
Dave: april fools
Karkat: *INSANE LAUGHTER*
Karkat: WOW, YOU GOT ME.
Karkat: NOT.
*smol honk in the distance and John snickering*
Karkat: SCREEEEEEEE-
/5 hours later/
John: *crying*
Jade: john! what's wrong?
John: *smiles* i'm laughing! April fools :D
Jade: *sigh* this is getting a LITTLE old! *grabs his arm*
John: hey why'd you grab my arm?
Rose: *walks in with a basket* Got him?
Jade: yep!
John: what? got me? are we playing tag?
Kanaya: No John
Rose: Today.
Kanaya: Is Not April Fools
Kanaya: Your Father Fooled You
Dave: oh the irony
Rose: Today, *raises an egg*
Rose:
Rose:
Rose: Is Easter.
John:
John: oh fuck...
