Them shorts

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Mettaton: Hello darlings~~!~!!!!~!~!!~!

Roxy: wat

Mettaton: Frisk? You look different...my my, did you get a makeover? *le sniff* oh, I smell Tori baking a-

Roxy: WHAT THE HECK WHO ARE YOU

Jane: *runs in* What's going on?!

Dirk: *comes down from the ceiling* Uh, I don't remember making this robot.

Jake: *flops in like derp AF* I heard yelling!

Mettaton: *super confused but doesn't care because he found the fab*

Mettaton: *GASP*

Mettaton: Them shorts tho

Jake: Wh-

Mettaton: I simply must have those shorts!

Jake: Huh

Jake: you mean the ones I'm wearing?!

Mettaton: Yes! My ratings will go through the roof ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jake: Bish, I don't even know you!

Mettaton: *steals Dirks shades* Fine then I'm out *angry robotic sigh*

/10 seconds later/

Mettaton: *opens door* You're not Frisk, are you-

Jane: *SCREECH!!!*

Mettaton: *RUN BOY RUN*

//Everyone looks back at Dirk//

Roxy: u know that robot stole ur shades--

Dirk: *wearing eyeliner and eyelashes*

Dirk:

Dirk:

Dirk: I was getting into my Grell cosplay

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