Why did the turkey cross the rode?
TO PROVE HE WASNT CHICKEN!
(Here's a classic one)
A bear walks into a bar and the bar tender says "May I help you?" And the bear replies,"Can I have a........................................................ Cheese burger" the bar tender says,"Why the big paws!"
Another Bear One
A bear walks into a bar,and gets a concussion.
THE END
Not done yet
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
He was stuck to the chickens foot lol
THE A,B,C's
Bob just learned his a,b,c's but was worried about reciting it to his class
He started, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The teacher said, "Good Bob, but you forgot the "P" where is the "P"
Bob replied,"It's running down my legs!"
When I see a lovers name carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet or romantic, I'm surprised that many people bring knifes on there dates,hope it's not there future
Light travels faster than sound,that's why someone can appear quite bright,until you hear them talk
Patient: Doctor help me please,every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a painful sting in my left eye
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking
Last One
Two toothpicks are waiting at a traffic light when a porcupine comes buy. They look at him and one of the toothpicks says,"Huh...I didn't know there was a bus?"
