PUNS FIRST
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car! But they are having trouble installing windows...
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing,it just waved.
I never new eggs were good for my eyes, but my bestie claims they have him eggcelent vision!
Prisoners have been campaigning a right to use cell phones.
The most exiting beverage for a soccer player, a penaltea!
Vampires don't have many friends cuz they're a real pain in the neck.
I injured my finger preparing cheese for our pasta. I seem to have grater problems.
RIDDLE TIME
What runs but never walks
What screams but never talks
What closes but never locks
What boat never docks?
What am I
Hey guys, it's a trick question,I made up stupid rhymes, the answer is nothing.
Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Q: Poor people have it, rich people need it,if u eat it you die,what is it
A: Nothing
Q:My's father has five daughters, Nini, Nana, Nono,Nunu. The fith's daughter name
A: It's My
Q: How can a pocket be empty but still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
Here's a Classic
Q: A son and his dad were riding their bikes when they both crashed. Two different ambulances came and took them to two different hospitals,(remember they are both injured) The doctor says to the son,"I can't operate you, you are my son." How is this possible
A: It was the sons mother.
Last One
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
I want to thank funology and short and funny jokes for helping me with these riddles, jokes, and puns!
