Dangan Ships!

Xavier x Kazuichi

This is requested by SIRismyusername and he's going to pay me for it :)

Kazuichi's POV
Kazuichi was super excited. He had finally gotten Sonia to go on a date with him. They were going to a fancy restaurant. He was wearing a black suit and a light blue tie. He had even taken off his beanie and had gelled his hair. He heard a ring on his doorbell. Kazuichi opened it. There was Sonia. She was beautiful. All she was wearing was her usual outfit but she always looked beautiful. "Hi Miss Sonia," Kazuichi stuttered, blushing. "You l-look beautiful!"

"And you look less hideous yourself," Sonia snapped. Kazuichi gasped. That was the nicest thing she'd ever said to him. "Let's get this date over with." Kazuichi drove Sonia to the restaurant in a car he made, guaranteed to be on time for the reservation. After all, he was the Ultimate Mechanic. They got seated at their table and waited for a server.

Xavier's POV
Xavier was so excited. He had finally gotten the love of his life, Zack S, to go on a date with him. He had just finished getting ready. He was wearing his favorite bright orange speedo and a giant pair of super nerdy glasses. Someone rang the doorbell. It was Zack! Xavier ran to the door and opened it. There was Zack, wearing a matching orange speedo and glasses. They would be perfect together. "Hello you sexy beast," said Xavier.

"Let's go! Maybe we can play Magic while we wait!" Zack said. They walked to the restaurant. A waiter eyed their outfits weirdly but still let them sit down. They began to play Magic while they waited for a server.

Kazuichi's POV
One thing just led to another. Before he knew it, they were making out. Just kidding (he was too much of a loser for that)! One thing lead to another and Sonia slapped him across the face. "You creep!" she yelled. "Come to me, my dark King!" From under the table, Gundham popped up.

"By the power of my Four Dark Devas of destruction, you are kicked out of this restaurant," said Gundham. A waiter came and threw him out. He lay on top of something...squishy.

Xavier's POV
One thing lead to another. Unfortunately (fortunately) not in Xavier's favor. From under the table came the Offlesnout, who started making out with Zack. A waitress kicked Xavier out of the restaurant since he no longer had a reservation. He was literally thrown out and landed on his back. Groaning, he started to stand back up when another person was thrown on top of him.

(WIP)