After eating they all piled back into the car. Seokjin drove, considering he was the only one who knew how. Namjoon sat in the passenger side seat, rummaging through the cars compartments. Taehyung and Jungkook sat in the back, occasionally glancing in each others direction.
“Shall we sing the song that humans ritually sing while driving?” Taehyung spoke up, earning confused looks from around him.
“What human ritual song?” Jin asked as he looked at Taehyung through his rearview mirror.
Taehyung smiled brightly.
“The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go around and around! All through the town!” Taehyung belched out with a deep scratchy singing voice. The others wore highly annoyed faces.
“The wheels o—”
“I am going to blow you into oblivion!” Namjoon snapped. He twirled around in his seat and gave Taehyung a murderous glare.
“Sounds dirty.” Taehyung said with a wink. Namjoon saw a mini explosion go off in his head as he lunged for Taehyung.
“Ah captain!” Taehyung pried at the hands wrapped around his neck. “I didn't know you were into chocking!”
“Yah! Sit back!” Jin slapped Namjoon on his butt repeatedly as the other resumed trying to kill Taehyung. Jin tried his best to keep one hand in the wheel as he struggled to pull Namjoon back in his seat.
“Stop hitting my backside!” Namjoon shouted.
“Sit in your seat!” Jin commanded in a strict tone.
“Make me!”
And that's how Namjoon died.
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Space Babe ♡ Vkook
Fanfiction"Are you from outer space? Bc your booty is out of this world ;)" In which a human boy named Jungkook keeps getting mysterious texts from a boy who claims to be from outer space. ©CripplingAnxiety. 2016. Wattpad.
