There once was a man named Charlie. He lived happily as a velociraptor. He is married, happily, to Chris Pratt. (#OTP) One day, Charlie while on a cocaine induced rampage, killed two babies.......and Chris Pratt. This caused Charlie great pain. So much so, that he turned into the legendary sword of evils bane. But because he's a sword, he can't move. Poor bastard.
