With Charlie now being a sword, he really didn't know what to do.......because he was a sword. But suddenly, a magical wizard came to him and said, "Hey bro, how 'bout we make a deal. I'll turn you back into a velociraptor if you listen to Nickleback while placing an un-lubricated hair brush inside of your hole. You decide which hole." Charlie, being a sword, could not deny this amazing deal. (Insert training montage for the Nickleback/Hair brush combo)
Finally, the day had come. It was a little rainy outside and the sun was a baby, like that demon from Teletubbies (TM). Charlie was placed on a pedestal by the wizard and soon felt not only the soft sounds of Nickleback enter his soul, but also the firm, pulsating feeling of a hair brush. With the deed done, and the weird fetish of the wizard met, Charlie was turned back into a velociraptor. Charlie screached with joy and then ate out the wizards asshole.
