Chapter 3: I Think I'm Having A Seizure But I'm Not Quite Sure

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After the ravaging of the wizards asshole was completed, Charlie fled back to his home. He found the dead body of the two babies......and Chris Pratt (#OTP) With the grief flowing over him like cum on a pornstars smiling face, Charlie ran off into the sunset in a dramtic fashion, or atleast as dramatic as a velociratpor could be. He ran and ran like Forest Gump (TM) in that one movie. I can't remeber the name. He kept running and running until he finally tripped over a suicidal teen. "UGH, why the fuck are you doing this! Can't you see I want to die!?" screamed the teen. Charlie was confused by this statement and asked why she wanted to die. "ZAYN LEFT ONE DIRECTION AND EXO IS GONNA BREAK UP AND FALL OUT BOY IS TERRIBLE NOW!" Charlie, without hesitation, fucking destroys her with his fucking claws. #MLG #MOUTAIN DEW #NOSCOPE. Satisfied with the day, Charlie rented a room in a shabby hotel and masturbated until dawn. 

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