Later today

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I am standing in Le Louvre. The most popular and amazing museum in the history of museums. Despite the packs of tourists, it is eerily quiet in here. People are speaking in hushed voices, like they’re in a church. Everything is so gold and ornate.

At the moment, I’m desperately trying to get a look at the big cheese herself. The Mona Lisa painting. Are you there, Mona? I can’t tell. Because all I can see are other people’s heads.

I’ve been standing here for ten minutes waiting for some space to clear up, but no go. Wait, wait, wait . . .

I just got a glimpse!

Honestly? She’s not that attractive.

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