The Signs And What Pickup Lines He Uses On Them
Leo: did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause your ass is pretty sweet.
Virgo: BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPSVWXYZ Oh I forgot, U R A Q T
Sagitarrius: ABCEFGHIJKLMOPQRSTUWXYZ
You: you forgot the D
Him: you'll get that later
Aquarius: aye girl you're fine maybe we're seoulmates
Gemini: give me a good reason I shouldn't kiss you right now.
Pisces: hi my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?
Aries: I'm not as bad as SM
Cancer: yehet to that ass
Capricorn: you remind me of my little toe. I bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
Scorpio: you remind me of my homework cause I'm gonna slam you on the table and so you all night long
Libra: there's something hard and long poking you right now
Taurus: roses are red, violets are blue. Fuck it, I can't rhyme. How bout you be the 6 and I'll be the 9
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