And Here We Go

embarrassing stories

Ok so for this chapter im just gonna go off of wut i remember.

So in 1st grade i almost got like kicked out of school because I had my six mounth dentist check up and a doctor's appointment for some reason. But these were all in like the first couple of days. So after those the dentist calls and we made a new apointmemt for like 2 days later (the day after my doctors apointmemt) so I missed 4 days of school in the first week. So on the fifth day the school called and told us that I had to be there or I'd get suspended. But I had my dentist apointmemt so I went to school and a total of 5 minutes I left. It wasn't that embarrassing but we r just starting off.

Any way seconde grade I In music and for some reason we had to write down a name of a flower on the chalk board and I was like really excited I was gonna write down pansy. But I was really stupid and put a T in the word. So i sat down and we r all looking at the board and I stopped and sat with my jaw on the floor and eyes wide open I had wrote pantys I know that's not how u spell it but they all new that in some way it was panties I couldn't do anything It was terrible.

Ah but in third grade we had open recess and this boy wanted to climb all the way up this like 10 foot high bright red we called it the red rainbow because it was just like the McDonalds M and he was gonna jump off (to seem cool) and where I was originally standing I couldn't see that well so I walk under the red rainbow and as I was walking this bitch jumps and lands on me. Do I have to explain why this is embearassing. Well I'm not. Also to make things worse almost the entire third grade was outside watching him.

O my god so many embarrassing things happened in fourth grade like being late on the first day, being asked out my a total weirdo, then him braking up with me the nxt day (thro someone else). But the worst thing that happened was when we had cwes's own version of open recess we played tag and I was not in the right shoes to do so. But I played with them and as I was chasing someone on the concrete I slipped and I fucking baseball slid a good couple of feet on the black top. But at least I didn't cry.

Ah in 5th grade we were playing tag again but it was normal recess and it had just raided and there was a puddle and I forget why but I was over there and I slipped into the slits which didn't hurt but after that I fell on my bum so when I got up it looked like I had pissed myself I was.... ughhh.
O and Lauren's life (Its pretty embarrassing)
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