December 21
"Time to get up, Tina you fat lard."
"Shut the frig up, Spence."
"Working on number two, or are you really like this?" Spencer sits on top of me in the bed and bounces up and down like a friggin 5 year old.
"....A little bit of both. Now get up, I can't breathe."
He stands up suddenly, and immediately crashes on the floor. I laugh.
"You aren't Panic! At The Disco! You're Fall Down Boy!!!"
"Oh ha ha."
I swear I lost it all.
"It's not that funny, Alex."
Tears are rolling down.
"Alex, Stop."
I'm gonna pee.
"It's not funny anymore," He sings, "No, it's not."
That's when I have to run to the bathroom, pull my pants down and pee.
Rule one: Never make someone who just woke up laugh. (They have a ton of pee stored up in there for hours #fyi #tmi)
Spencer knocks on the door. "You OK?"
"Yes! I just need you to stop being sassy."
"OK." He says simply.
"Oh why can't the world be like you."
He chuckles and then I don't hear him. After a minute or so, I check and see if he's there.
"You still there, Spence?"
"Yep."
"Uh, you can go now." *bladder shy* *bladder shy*
"Why, can't you wee while I'm here?"
"Darnnit, Spencer! You know I'm bladder shy." I whine, "Please go away I've gotta peeeeee."
"Fine, fine, I'm gone."
I hear foot steps and a door close.
He left my room.
I let go of the pee I was holding in and glorious heaven yes.
I know, I know.
#TMI
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After I wash my hands, I get dressed in a T-shirt that says "This ain't a scene it's a Gah Dah Ahs race", black skinny jeans, a Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and Sleeping with Sirens bracelets.
I exit the bathroom, to see Spencer waiting for me in the living room.
"Wanna go to Hot Topic?"
"Yeah. Then I can ask about getting a job. Kill two birds with one stone." Good thing I tucked my brown journal with my bucket list in my purse.
"What do you have against birds?" Spence asks.
I roll my eyes. "Let's go." We get into his red pick up truck and I get buckled.
"Hey, you know what?" He asks me as he pulls out of the driveway of my house.
"What?"
"You can check being sassier off of the list."
I roll my eyes.
"You've proved your point. Check it off." Spencer says, pulling out of the neighbourhood.
I open my journal to the next bucket item.
2- Be sassier √
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