The Way to Be the Harem King (Oppa Shinigami Style)

The Shinigami. Part 1.

12/01/2012

Dear Journal,

Owner here. How are you? I know you're fine.  Me? No,I'm not. My day's been more heller than the days before. This is what happened.

Around 06:30 a.m., I left our house and went to school. I arrived at school. And Pigface and his party showed. you know that feeling ever since middle school,you were being blocked by big-faced bullies and get your lunch or whatever every day. I mean FU YOU,MAN! 

"HEY... SAKURAII..." the pig-face blocked my way.

"Move away."

"Oh,fighting now,nerd?! Or let's say. Fangirling boy." I hate them!! What's wrong with reading shoujo mangas? Yup. I'm reading shoujo mangas. Unexpected,eh?

"What's happening here?!" A boy in shining pants appered.

"P,President?!" HA! These pig-faced shits are no-shows to the president. They recklessly left.

"They're picking on you again,Ito."

"I know. And I don't need your presence,sempai." Even though I really need to. I walked away.

After class...

I took a very heroic teaching from our homeroom teacher that took years. I mean who cares?! This is my own life! I can control it! -_-

As I walked while reading one of my fave manga on the street, I didn't notice a girl walking,too. So,we bumped. I mean OUCH!! I fell down. And the worst is her skirt!!! HER SKIRT!!! CAPITAL S-K-I-R-T!!! SHOOT! I saw her spirit!!! Don't think of me as a hentai or ecchi. I,It's just an accident!! 

"S,Sorry!!" She quickly stood up and bowed as an apology.

"It's okay,I guess..." I stood up,as well and passed the girl.

"Hey. Are you alone?" She followed up.

"Huh?" Is it any of your business?

"I mean. It's Friday and you should've any dates or anything else,right?" -_-

As we walk, she ask too many questions! Asking about my private life, my family, my friends, my girlfriends and etcetera! Why do she care?!

I opened the door. "This is the boundary. No trespassing." I stopped her. 

"Aww..." She pouted."Can I at least to see your room?"

"No."

"Please!!" She looked at me with pleading eyes. I f I wouldn't let her, she'll never stop so,I let her in.

"WOW! YOU MUST REALLY LIKE SHOUJO MANGAS!!" She skimmed through out my bookshelf. I just nodded as reaction.

 "You don't have friends,eh? And you're a delinquent. You make trouble for the student council president always,right? You also have low grades. You hated life that's why you focused your life on reading shoujo mangas,right?" How the....?!

I looked at her,shocked. And she just giggled. 

She put out a knife and struck my stomach. I coughed blood and collapsed on the floor. Wh,What's happening? Why?