TOXIC CYBERBULLY ROMANCE

Chapter Three

Calvin woke up with thousands of texts from Whitney Wisconsin. "Well shit...I thought changing my number would stop all this" he mumbled. But he knew as long as he was single she would haunt him. He thought he was helping all those poor animals by telling her he loved her on that internet news show. And maybe he did end their suffering but it was just the beginning of his own.

He quickly dressed and prepared for the next day, ready to chill with friends. As he headed out of his apartment he bumped into his new neighbor across the hall. "Oops, I'm sorry" he quickly apologized to her.

Suddenly Abri looked up and it was Leafy, the toxic cyberbully who ruined her relationship. "Oh my God....It's you. The toxic cyberbully. Why? Why can't I ever get away from this?"

Leafy recognized her face...The girl from the thirsty man's video. Wow. She was...beautiful. "Listen, I am really really sorry. You have no idea. I just feel bad. I just want to say.."
"Whatever." Abri walked into her apartment and quickly shut the door. She sat down and just started crying. Why? Why did her boyfriend have to be such a YouTube slut?

Calvin didn't know what to do. He just looked down that ground kind of sad for her. It was obvious her boyfriend's stupid antics had resulted in a tough breakup. "Gosh...why do I have to be so sexy?" he asked himself, heading to his car.

Abrielle was still sad for sure and frustrated that she had moved right next to a guy who ruined her relationship with his sexiness. But she had to admit, he was actually kinda cute, even for a cyberbully. "Damn it why am I being so stupid?" she asked herself. Meanwhile Leafy was battling his own demons. No seriously there was literally a demon in his car and that demon, was Whitney Wisconsin.

"Get off of me," Leafy said pushing him away. She was sitting in his lap grinding on him, trying to appear sexy as she took her clothes off. Images of those poor, poor dogs flashed in his mind.

"You know you want this Leafy. Stop fighting it. We can make little reptilian puppies together," Whitney begged. He couldn't fight the cringe, all he wanted in this moment was some bleach. "Oh, oh, Calvin you're so perfect....And don't worry I even brought you a present." She began to take out a hamster when suddenly the car door flew open. Abrielle saw the most horrifying sight as she was walking out to check the mail and even though she hated Leafy, she had to save him because seriously even he had to have standards.

"Hey, get off of my boyfriend you bitch!" Abri screamed, not realizing what she had just said. Suddenly Whitney fell out of the car and ran away, leaving the hamster with Calvin. He stood up quickly and just hugged her. She didn't know how to react, she didn't know toxic cyberbullies knew how to give hugs. "Umm...okay then" she responded, pulling away quickly.

"Thank you so much. You have no idea how crazy she is...And I know I fucked your relationship up with my dank memes. This is gonna sound completely insane but, will you please be my fake girlfriend?" Leafy asked.