Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home.
Student: *throws bag out of window*
Teacher: Who did that?!
Student: *raises hand* Me, im going home!
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Teacher: Why are you late Joe ?
Joe: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: Whats that got to do with you being late?
Joe: It said go slow school ahead!
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Teacher: Holly, Give me a sentence using the word 'GEOMETRY'
Holly: Little Holly grew and grew and grew until finally it woke up and said 'GEE IM A TREE!'
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Teacher:*Points at map* Maria can you show me where America is?
Maria: *Points at America*
Teacher: Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Maria!
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