It was already day 1 of my social disaster. Walking in the hall felt more than usual, eating in the cafeteria is much more of a harzard as usual, Bottom line was everyone was staring at me. " Looks like your the star," Ghenaia said locking our hands as i was heading for the hallway, " Right, it seems like your happier than i am whats it to ya," i said with a very dull and clueless expression. " I am happy but you wont understand," everytime she says you won't understand i give in and i ask this time ill argree, saves me from a lecture.
The only reason I was in for the beauty pageant thing was for the money. I really didn't care if she got banned it was like nothing to me. "Malcolm......your happy because of Malcolm," I blurted out receiving a wide grin on her face. How did I know that that cheesy geek kid stole that smile. He's so FUGLY. Like seriously the fist time she went in the library he was head over heels and she fell in love..like literally. I tripped her with my shoe. Ever since as disgusting as it sounds she began to have sexual fantasies about him. She was dreaming about him and writing stories.DIS-guSTING. The thing is if I turn to that it will be because of some skateboarder I meet form the completion, Jai.
I was in my last class as I skipped 2 classes. It was English and I didn't want to sit in a class with a woman looking like a chicken, so I skipped her class and went to the nurse so it would not look that bad. History was normal everyone says flirting with our teacher, like seriously he's married. I sat and stared at the clock.
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I grabbed my stuff and headed home." Wait up!" I heard someone shout from behind me. Oh Ghenais. " I need to go now I have skate practise," I said walking away from her. " we have dressed shopping you have photo shoot in 2 days Jay," she was a bit hysterical. " Can we do it tomorrow I promise you choose the dress," " tomorrow it is, omg you are going to look so adorable in the dress," and she left. What have I possibly have put myself through. Anyway skateboarding arena I need some practice.
Stephan******
Walking down the halls I was called to the office. Seriously how many times do they have to call like I heard the first time. Making my May to the office I see all they girls who sent me nude picks of their breast last night. They so think I'm into them desperation was in the air. I had to take 10minutes out of my skateboarding routine to delete them. Some of the breast even looked fake like Kim kardashian's own.
I LOVE YOU KIM KARDASHIAN.
Anyway i made it to the office and the student council president and the principal were there. What could I possibly done. " Mr. Stephan..we have a job for you," the student president said." O.K. And that will be," I said curiously asking as I sat in the waiting seats. " Our beauty pageant is coming up and we want you to be our professional photographer."
Say what now? I know I'm a photographer but do they really need to have me take pictures at a beauty pageant? " Why me.. There are other members in the photography club," "You have an outstanding suspension, so it's either photography or the suspension mr Stephan," the principal stated. Photography or suspension " I'll take the suspension.. I'll be able o spend more time at home," I said and took up my bag to exit the room. " Do you want me to tell your mother," she got me. My mother is like a bear I am afraid of my mother with a passion. She's really nice but she is like the headmistress of a college and takes much pride that's why my bad ways aren't so bad. I thought about the statement. Do I really want my mother in this.. Suspension again. " I will do the photography tell me the days I will even do pre photo shoots, all for no 2nd suspension," I then exited the room leaving them with a smile, " This will be the only favour I will contribute to this school."
I felt like I was tricked with my own outstanding suspension. I feel violated I need to do something outrageous or I will never redeem myself. I decided to head over to the skateboarding arena. It's a little alley where I used to go watch skaters when I was smaller. Since I'm in the competition I have to practise. I decide to drive over to the alley with my car.
I was at the alley and there were more skaters than last practise session. The stadium had more spectators also. I got out my latest skateboard and headed for arena#3. There skaters do free stunts and since it's free stunts people leave the arena with broken limps. I once fractured my leg but it wasn't serious.
I prepared myself and did my first stunt. I was in the air for 5 seconds and then I began skating as usual. When I finally was on my feet, there was a girl do free stunts back to back. I was quite impressed, for a girl that was fantastic. When she finally landed on her feet I only realised who it was. "Jay?" I whispered. I couldn't believe it was skater girl from my neighbourhood. I quickly skated towards her. She had on knee-length boy shorts and a fitted t-shirt. Her shorts actually showed some feminine features. Quite impressive.
" So in guessing your in the competition," she then turned around on her heels. Maybe she was surprised to see me to so I smirked, " When your doing the double flip real professionals hold on with 1 hand," I slightly chuckled waiting for her to respond. ' I'm not a professional I'm a boss...and trainees don't tell bosses what to do it goes the other way," "Btw regular show boxers looked great in the air." Then she walked away."Your butt looks nice!" I yelled across to her. I can't believe she is in the competition. I definitely need to show her whose boss. I went to arena #5 obstacle course. It wasn't on so I decided to switch it on and all eyes were on the arena, especially jay's eyes.
I was warming up can't fail this I will be a laughing stock. I did my first obstacle low ride. Then if did 5 more obstacles until it was the fire ring. I went full speed praying I will make it, then I was in the circle I flipped and there I had the crowd went wild. I had definitely out done my self . I took a glance at Jay and she was walking across to me. " Whose a boss now," I said and then walked away. " a boss with its skateboard on fire," " What!" When I did glance at my skate board it really was on fire I began to panic like a little girl. My favourite skateboard was on fire. The flames were only out when the entire thing was completely burnt. I felt so humiliated. I drove the entire trip home cussing, Jay was definitely going to be laughing at me.
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skating is beauty
ComédieJay...all she wants is a new skateboard and she is now semi-finalists in a beauty pageant