Underfail

Mr.Edgy and Smokey the weed Bear.

"bet cha i can out run ya." i raised my eyebrow.

Dalilah glanced at me. "Des. Not sm-"

"GOTTA BLAST M8!!"
i began to jolt and turn my head to look at her when-

BAM!

"ow!~ " i rubbed my head wincing.

"watched where your going shortie."
"HEY DONT CALL ME SHORT YA-"
I looked up to see a crimsoned eye edgy guy. Like dude.. This guy gave me MCR vibes. Anyway he had auburn hair an eyebrow piercing and snake bites.He wore a hooded puffy red and black jacket.
"what!?"bruh. He had shark teeth. And one gold tooth.

" yah damn,Brooklyn accented shark!"

"des- oh shit." i heard dalila- screw it imma say Deli.

"excuse me,ya damn human?!"

"say arrg."

"what?"

" Say. Arg."

"awwrg?"

I bursted into laughter. He didnt like that very much.

"aww little-"
Some tall figure grabbed the Edgy jerk.

"sorry,he's..uh. Yeah you two are humans?"

Looked at the new guy. oh shit. He looks like a pretty cool guy. He had a red hoodie,hair in a pony tail a curl simular to Delis and he had a joint in his mouth. His whole look screams pot head.

"yeah this is Des,Sproutey and I'm Dalilah." she stated.
He nodded. "look we wont do what every monster would do and capture you,I mean honestly i don't give a shit about you guys being here,just y'know dont do something youll regret. I'm Matt and the pmsing idiot is my brother Allen."

Al rolled his eyes sucking on his own teeth.
"woah your related to shark-boy!?"

Matt nodded. "yep." Al seemed a bit ticked off. "EXCUSE ME, GIRLIE?"

" Oh, snap i struck a nerve."

Dalilahs Pov.

I looked over to the two. And i hear Sproutey sigh "wanna bet they like each other?"

"nah,i already know they do."

As they still went back and forth with insults. " JERK!"

"BITCH."

"I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT,BUTT FACE!"

"WHAT ARE YOU SIX?!"
"YEAH SIX INCHES DEEP!"
Sproutey leaf-palmed. "verrry mature.."

"should we stop them?" i asked Matt.

"Nah. This is kinda entertaining."