Jay

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Mmm.... my new boss is SO hot! Her name is Annabeth. She has gorgeous honey blond hair, her body is a tad overweight but we can work on that. Don't want my future waifu to ruin my image. I don't really don't know how she even became a boss in this franchise either. Ladies are supposed to cook and clean, not work(The feminist inside me is screaming)! My plan is To date her, get her pregnant, take over the business. Easy. Hey look there she is.
Taking out all my Jay-charm I walked towards her.
"Hey baby, picking you up tonight at 6"
"Who are you again?"
"I'm Jay, the new hire. So, where were we?"
"Nowhere, so get back to work"
"How bout we go for coffee afterwards Mm?"
"No, let me tell you. I AM NOT SINGLE"
"Sureeee....Pick you up later"
"Get out"
"What?"
"I have full authority over you and I say, you're fired."
"What the @$&%! Lady you are so difficult! Just go out with me already! We all know that you sucked up your way here and dropped out of highschool but your rich daddy came in and made you CEO!"
"Excuse me? My"rich daddy"? Please don't make me kick you out the hard way"
"What? Boss me to death? YOU WOMEN SHOULD NOT BECOME BOSSES,YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO COOK AND CLEAN. YOU WANNA FIGHT? PU-LEASE YOUR WEAK GIRL ARMS CANT EVEN"
Everything went black.

"HAHAHA"
What was that?
I opened my eyes. I was laying on the floor with all my coworkers surrounding me.
"Annabeth sure can judo flip people!"
"That was her?!"I groaned "Impossible! That fat lady can't do that!"
"She pregnant doof, and she did do that"
"What? She can't be pregnant! I haven't....."
"No! Her husband, Percy Jackson you know the Olympic swimmer. They've already got one kid, this is their second.
Dang....
"By the way Jay, she says your fired and that you won't be getting your paycheck"

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