Ford x reader

Chapter 3- Abs?

You Dipper and Ford were playing D, D and more D as usual then Dipper decided too speak up. 

Dipper- {Clears his throat and started sweating} So... So...

Ford- So what?

Dipper- Not that I'm saying this to try to break you two up or whatever btw I'm not trying to break you two up to me personally I think you are the prefect couple. What I'm trying to say is Ford what do you like in Y/n? 

Ford and you- {Blush} 

Ford- Well I like everything about her like her beautiful hair and her beautiful eyes I love her so much. 

You- {Blushes} 

Dipper- So Y/n or Mrs. Ford which one you want me call you now around your husband?

You- You can call me whatever you want.

Ford- {Whispers into Dippers ear}

You- {Just sitting there puzzled}

Dipper- Okay the votes have been established I think I'll call you Mrs. Ford since you know you and Ford are married and all.

You- {Look at Ford and shakes head side to side.} 

Ford- {whistling like he did nothing}

Dipper- But lets get serious here. So why did you actually marry Bill when you were already married?

You- Well I really didn't think it through okay all I know is that I felt like Ford wasn't going to come {Starts to sob} Come back and- and so I got depressed and Bill showed up and we've became best friends and he set me into a trap by bringing all his demon friends and families to see him and me become husband and wife. He purposed to me and I was basically in a trap and so I decided to say yes his parents would have probably killed me that's why I had no choice. {Sobs}

Mabel- {Gave you some Kleenex.} Here you go.

You-{Takes it and then blows your nose.} Without his family and friends being there I could've said no and just walk away but it was no use the next thing you know I was being brain washed by Bill and letting him take advantage of me. I would never want to be with Bill ever!

Ford- {Holds you close to his chest} Don't worry I'll be here by your side.

You- Can you get me some more Kleenex please? 

Ford- Sure. {Leaves} 

Dipper- Now that he's gone let's change the subject. 

You- Okay...

Mabel and Dipper- What's under his sweater?

You- {Blushes} Why- Why do you wanna know?

Dipper- Because he's wearing that sweater like 247 even in extremely hot weather.

You- Why is it even your concern? {Blushes and stutters} 

Dipper- I just wanted to know it's for- 

Mabel- Dipper's guide too the unexplained!

Dipper- Thanks Mabel. 

Mabel- No problem. 

Dipper- What's under his sweater?

You- A-Abs... {Whispers and blushes}

Mabel and Dipper- What?

You- Abs okay. 

Ford- What about abs?

Dipper- What nothing we weren't talking about abs. 

Ford- What's going on?

Mabel- Well I asked Y/n what she like in guys and she said abs. 

Ford- {Blushes} 

You- {Blushes} Well this is awkward.

Ford- Whatever. 

Mabel- {Whispers loudly} How many abs he got?

Ford- What are you two talking about.

You- Nothing... Nothing... Nothing at all. {Blushes}