So my brother was fighting with me and attacking me in church so I turned around and elbowed him in the face, now mind you my little brother is in 5th grade, 5'8.5", and can easily hit an out of the park home run at 65 mph, but my mom blames me for hitting him in the face and getting him a nosebleed, when in realty he was the one hitting and slapping me in the middle of a church related thing while I'm uselessly trying to get out of his grip, (he was holding onto me) yelling "Stop!" And "Get off of me!" While people are laughing. My brother could have easily given me a black eye and people think it's something to laugh about.
So now my mom is yelling at me because me trying to not get a black eye is going to make her look bad. And she wonders why I don't get involved with school activities (because I would probably slap a bitch or two...... or three...... Just sayin') But either way he's a big dude he shouldn't be able to get the shit knocked out of that easily by a girl.
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