Malachi and me

School hurray (sarcasim)

I awoke from my slumber and my face was stuck to my pillow. So I did the most obvious thing anyone would have done. I ripped the pillow off my face and just sat there with a blank expression on my face. Don't get me wrong it hurt like a bitch. But I'm a bad ass I don't cry because something hurts. I got up more like stomped to the bathroom. I looked in the mirror and instantly regretted it. I had dried tears on my face my hair was looking like a tornado came through it my make up was smeared to look like I died then died again it was hideous. I ran over to my shower (I have a huge bathroom) and turned it on medium. I peel off my clothes after locking the door and jumped into the shower I washed my hair with my coconut milk shampoo and rinsed it out then used the same scented conditioner. Before rinsing that out I used my Thousand Wishes body wash and then cleaned my skin off and then rinsed by hair. I wrapped my towel around me then I put on my floral crop top that showed just above my belly button. Then put on my booty shorts. Then put my floral high heels. Next I painted my nails and did my makeup (up top of screen). I just had to curl my hair with my new Victoria Secret curling wand. When I was completely done getting dressed I went downstairs and  got some cereal. An hour later my awful father came down the stairs. " Hey sweetie" I heard and I turned and saw my mom. I looked at her face closely and her hair was a mess. She had tear stains on her cheeks. And eyeliner and mascara had run down her face although I don't think she cared. I stopped earring my cocoa pebbles and ran up to my dad. Why you may ask is so I can do TBH I've wanted to do forever. " Daddy I want to do something I've wanted to do for ,like, FOREVER!" I dropped my bag pulled my kick boxing leg back and brought it up to his face and WHAM nailed him in the face. " Take that you damn man~hoe, you don't belong here so get your damn stuff and get the HELL out of my DAMN house you BITCH!" I will admit I'm pretty proud of my self. I ran to my mom and hugged her my sisters came down and joined the hug. We released each other and all four of us flicked him the bird. I of course double birdied him like the BOSS I am. My mom drove us to school and for the record I did lock myself in the car until she almost grounded me. Yes I'm a badass but I don't get grounded. I know surprising.  Not to me. Anyways  away from that subject. As I was walking I heard  a strange voice. Around chino hills high everyone knows everyone it doesn't matter who you are you could be a mentally challenged kid and everyone knew who you were. Let's get this clear. Ok, I may be a little heartless but that doesn't mean I am a total bitch. Well actually, ok maybe I am a total bitch but that's totally none of your business. I still have feelings I guess is what I'm trying to say. Truth, I worked with the mentally challenged all through middle school. Well anyway I'm getting way off topic. The strange voice said something along the lines of " hey sexy mamacita" I quickly whipped around and saw a REALLY HOT guy standing behind me. I don't really pay attention to the boys in my school. Why you may ask. Well let me give you a few reasons.

1.hormonal

2.horny

3.dumb

Yeah I think that about does it for why I don't pay attention to guys ESPECIALLY in my school.
Anyway back to the story. I smiled and asked " well hello little boy how may I help you this find evenin'" I said in my best southern accent. The boy next to him like I don't know what he did but he made some like sexy little purr? I don't even know what you call it. Did I mention the boy next to him was his fucking IDENTICAL TWIN! Could they get any damn hotter? I think So!
~Authors note~
Ok seriously I mean what do you even call it like seriously I'm imagining it and it's sound SUPER SEXY like a perfect score of 100% sexy! JK but seriously vote/comment I want feedback to see how I'm doing and any hints and even some tips would make me happy

Caileigh~Allyson