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"Lets go to church" I heard sister Namjoon say leading me on to the front door getting ready to step out the house "JIMIN GET YOUR MOFO BUTT OVER HERE" I heard J-hope screech out man what sound is that tf that almost popped my ears OMFG ARE THEY BLEEDING NOOOO 

"NAMJOON MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" I screamed out J-hope stopped and looked at me with a 'bitch wtf' look "Kid your fine what the hell are you talking about let go we'll be late" he said talking my hand and dragging me out 

"WHY DO I FREAKING HAVE TOO AND WITH HIS UGLY HORSE NOODLE PUCCI HAVING ASS" I blurted out looking at both J-hope and his ramen noodles watching him slurp oh ever so happily "wait what the hell Jungkook" Namjoon said 

"I curse surprised much?" I smirked and he let go of my hand and grabbed the back of my collar and dragged me "This is so pleasant being dragged to church"

I snickered at him "anytime but you're too tight though" His awful response gave me goosebumps and prickles on my white face I think my soul dispersed as well and stepped out for a while all little hairs stood up sharp as a needle from my legs to my arms and the back of my neck.

Namjoon sure fucking is creepy as hell and a child molester "LET ME GO YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER JIMIN KICK HIS ASS OMFG NOOO" I kicked and shouted which did turn a few peoples head I swear they almost screwed they're motherfucking heads off.

"What the hell are you looking at do I have something on my face" J-hope turned sort of reddish and a faint pink dusted his cheeks. While Jimin on the other hand looked as of he wasn't seeing any of this happen.

"YAH!! Jimin" I screamed out his name to snap him out his day dream or whatever tf he's having he shook his head slightly looking at me. "What are you not going to help me" I said stiffly still being dragged by a rapist. 

"we're here ladies" Namjoon said making us shut tf up "Ladies speak for yourself, the one having betty boop lace underwear" J-hope chuckled WTF WOAH NAMJOON DAMN BUDDIE I SEE YOU 

SO JIN LIKES THIS DAMN HOLY DICK SUCKING MOMA HOPE HAHAHA 

"J-hope im going to get Suga to chop off your fucking nipples biatch" He looked so serious and like his eyes were sending invisible daggers.

"Get me to chop off what" Suga dispersed from out of no where WTF IS HE-- NO WAY HE HAS TELEPORTATION POWERS AYE 

"suga eh no what" J-hope looked at suga breaking a sweat "wtf did you do horse" he said so bluntly J-hope looked at him like the grim reaper took his soul. "FUCK OFF IM OUT PUTASS" J-hope made a run for it only to hit a stop sign.

"wtf J-hope" Jimin looked at the dead J-hope lying helplessly on the floor x's covering his eyes 

"I SEE CRACK AND WEED" I yelled out J-hope immediately jumped up and looked around popping his head off slightly "WERE JUNGKOOK-AH WERE TELL ME NOW" 

Suga looked annoyed and yelled "SLAPHAM" and slapped the back of J-hopes head and K.O

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