Life As A Potato

Idiots

It's a five gallon bucket of paint. It's the kind of paint that will stain anything it gets on.

So with that said, how can a honda run over a 5 gallon bucket of paint while 'backing up' and not get paint any where except for a hand print on the hood of the car?
Even if the bucket didn't burst open from the weight of the car the bucket didn't have a single scratch on it. How can a person run over a bucket of paint and leave the bucket with out any dents?
It was because of that stupid paint bucket that the fuckturd was ready to throw hands. A 200 and something pound man and a 200 and something pound women against a teenager that stands 5"2 and her mom that weighs no more than 160 over what? Nothing!
The two idiot landlords. They were only supposed to pick up the rent.

So the story goes landlord shows up to pick up rent but starts bitching like the bitch she is when her raunchy husband comes out now both husband and wife argue with against one tenet. Teenager comes out to the mothers aka tenets defence yada yada yada. The tenet tells teenager to call the cops. Teenager does as instructed. The cuntwaffles leave in a hurry cops show up way later cuz teenager ardently gives the address to old adress which is down the street and grandfathers house mothers boyfriend shows up but hides in room because he has a Warrant even though the mother does to. The Cops and the mothers boyfriend finally leave and teenger looses appetite because this all was right before dinner. The end.🐧