Math ಠ_ಠ

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Math is literally torture. If you're actually good at math well, your a demon or some sort of god or something along the lines of that.
Let's be honest, you probably gave up your soul to be good at math.
You might be asking me, "why don't you just study?"

*Laughs until stomach hurts*

You're funny, pfft study? I have better things to do with my time.

You: like what?

Like...read fanficton and watch anime....OK YOU'RE RIGHT, but who here actually likes math?

*that one nerd kid "Jerry" raises his hand"*

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN JERRY BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND SNAP THOSE FINGERS.

*Jerry puts his hand down*

*whispers to self* that's right you better put that hand down.

I don't know why, but math teachers are always jerks, at least mine is.

But just think about it! Since when have you EVER heard a math teacher say "today I want everyone to have fun!"
NEVER RIGHT?

*Jerry raises hand again*

IM NOT KIDDING IMMA COME OVER THERE AND SNAP THOSE FINGERS 1 MORE TIME JERRY, ONE MORE TIME!

there's 1 math teacher in my school that I know is nice.

And I went to her for help on a few problems. And I'm not kidding you, I was so afraid of her yelling at me , THAT MY HAND WAS SHAKING, FLIPIN SHAKING.
But guess what, not once did she yell at me.

It was like finally having that feeling of success. Like the song "Eye of the tiger" was playing as I walked out of the class room

I slapped my friend one time for saying "math was fun!"
I was like "CAN YOU NOT HAVE SOME SYMPATHY FOR OTHERS?!?"

But that was my rant on math.
So let me know if you want more of this. I really look forward to the feedback

So bye, or something....
*cheesy outro*

Jk bye!

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