So, I had to go to the doctors office with my grandmother.
It.
Was.
Hell.
So, My grandmother had made banana bread for her doctor, I don't know why, but she did. (I was holding the bread)
*walks in doctors office*
*old lady intensely stares at me*
Old Lady: Hi how are you???
Me: good.......how are you? (I was so awkward it took me a minute to reply to her)
Old Lady:.......mmm. Not so gooood.
Me: (I had no idea what to say) oh. Um.. Well. I'm sorry...?
Old Lady: whatca got in your hands?
Me: oh...banana bread...
Old lady: oh, I can't eat peanuts, I gotta peanut allergy.
Old Lady #2: oh they make ya swell up?
Old Lady: ya dtey do.
Old Lady #2: oh yea they don't go down to well,
Old lady #2: oh it doesn't come out to pretty.
Old Lady: yea did ya get a check up on that? You know what they say.
Old Lady #2: nu, I didn't
Old lady: oh well there's this great doctor that checks on that for ya,
Me inside my head: EGHHHHHHHHH *Sinks down in chair*
*other old lady's talk about what they had for diner and how it came out.*
Me in my head: AJAJAHDFJFMACNNNJDFMLKILMAJDJJJDJKSAOU AJAJAHDFJFMACNNNJDFMLKILMAJDJJJDJKSAO J
Did you have any experiences like this? Tell me so I feel better XD bye!
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RandomThis use to be called MATHಠ_ಠ But I wanted to talk about my everyday existential crisis of a life So here you go! Edit: i made this account like 3 years ago sorry for my cringe
