My Rant Book??

Meme Dealers

So I was at school one time, and this kid came up to me at lunch. And, *faceplams* here's what happened *nervously laughs*

So I was sitting with my friends (surprising I know.) At the table,  when this kid came up to me.

This guy had a coat on, scratching his neck, and it looked like he was hiding something in his coat.

I was a little confused as to what was happening when he spoke.

"Hey, yo, um. *leans in closer to table and whispers* you wanna buy some.......memes?"

So my friends have no idea what the wonderful world of memes are so I just played along as my friends looked at me like I was crazy.

"What uh, what kinda memes you got?" I said licking my lips and whispering

He looked around and whisper spoke "We got PePe, we got Grumpy Cat, we even got Luori Jenkins."

I nodded and looked around obviously I picked PePe as he is our meme lord. "How much for Pepe?" I licked my lips again.

"The first ones free, you want that Pepe?"

"I want that Pepe, you got that Pepe?" I said

"Yeah I got that Pepe. You want that Pepe?"

"Yeah, gimme that Pepe tho."

"Mm okay," he pulled out a  piece of paper and slid it across the table. He looked around again and looked at me and nodded.

I opened the folded paper.

And guess what.

It was a picture of Pepe

"Its- beautiful" I said wiping a fake tear off my face.

"Its good doing business with chu." He walked away and put his head down.

I swear to glob this is a true story. I'm not even joking XD

But let this be a lesson to you kids.

Don't do memes. (And drive)

They will ruin your life.

Once you meme, you never go back.

This message was approved by....me.......I'm not a professional...... Yeah.

What's your favorite meme? Mine is myself as I am a trash and my life is made out of pure sarcasm. Or Pepe, he's cool too.

-All/Author-chan