Hewwo! Pls don't judge me too hard. Imma freestyle about rice. I'm just gonna type as I go. Oh no. (If you're allergic to cringe, just skip.)
Rice, rice a yummy delight! If you wanna succeed, eat rice and then you just MIGHT! This rap ain't going nowhere, it's real bad. If ya wanna take notes, grab yo notepad. The first real rule to freestylin...is to get yo rice and eat lion! Now the cringe is real, and I know you're dyin..oh, what is that? Is that rice flyin?
Um...so yeah. That's it. The cringe is real, I know. Um...yeah.
IM BEGINNIN TO FEEL LIKE A RICE GOD, LICE GOD! ALL MAH RICECAKES FROM DA FRONT TO DA BACK, NOD! NOW, WHO THINKS THEY'RE WORTHY ENUF FOR MY RICE, MY RICE?
