Vegan Chicken Nuggets Have Ruined My Life

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Okay so the title lol

But its so flerping true that its sort of not funny, to me anyway

Okay so one of my friends (we'll call her Fire)

This one also makes since in its own way

Anyway, Fire is very much vegitarian

So yesterday she brings in these vegan chicken nuggets and asks me to warm them up and at first I said no (not because Im a rude flerp but because the time before that she asked me to warm up food it didnt work out very well)

But then she asks again and Im like whatever yeah sure

BIG FREAKING MISTAKE

So we go inside to go eat lunch and I look over to the microwave and I see

SEVEN FREAKING PEOPLE MAKING RAMEN NOODLES

And each person had to put theirs in for like 5 minutes

So I go over to her and I'm like "I'm going to eat and wait until they are done because Im not standing there for  over thirty minutes just to warm up 4 nuggets" and she was like okay.

So I sit down and I see her glaring at me like ten minutes later and I'm like what the heck happened

Apparently I wasn't going fast enough

So I walked over and told her that there was like 5 people still left that need to warm up there food, and that she might as well eat them cold (Cause we only get like 30 minutes for lunch anyway) and she was all mad at me for not warming her stuff up. 

So then I was like flerp it and I went to the microwave to wait for the other people to finish so I could warm up her stupid vegan nuggets. 

Then the people up there decided it would be fun to keep me away from the microwave and keep adding more time to their stuff so I couldn't warm up her stuff. 

Then as everyone is starting to leave they decide to FINALLY give me the microwave 

By then shes already leaving

Now shes extremely pissed at me even though I stood in that line for 10 minutes having to deal with people that I really want to murder now just to warm up her FOUR FREAKING NUGGETS. 

Now shes complaining about me to people about what a bad friend I am and talking about me

And of course whenever shes being petty and mad at me she goes and complains to this girl that hates me and they become besties for like a week. 

To be completely honest I'm so done like if you want to get mad over chicken nuggets than complain about me to other people then you need to leave and never come back

I just cant do freaking fake people

Also Im sitting in the middle of health and Im pretty sure there is someone reading this behind me so to the girl behind me reading this HEY WASSUP HOPE YOU ENJOYED ALL MY TYPOS

Anyways.............

LIKE COMMENT FOLLOW AND STAY AWAY FROM VEGAN CHICKEN NUGGETS

Actually stay away from Ramen Noodles too


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