Randomness/ Crazyness

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Shanny. Me shady Nolan and brycen were looking up our names on urban dictionary and sum weired stuff came up and so it was saying that

Nolan 

A handsome man who would do anything for the woman he loves. A Nolan will never cheat on you. He's horny as hell, but extremely passionate, caring, and GREAT in bed. You can always count on a Nolan. He's kind-hearted and smart.

"Nolan has made me the happiest I've ever been"
Chelsea 

Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don't mess with her though... she will kill you.

(friend walks up to Chelsea's house and opens the door) 
Friend: "Oh, my God! Chelsea, you're naked!" 
Chelsea: "Want a cookie?"

shady

suspicious; can also be an activity bordering on criminal

brycen

a very short and fugly lookin guy who only hangs out on the street corner to have a smoke

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