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Two

"Seulgi-ah~" Taehyung cooed. "Do you have some chocolate with you? I'm so tired." We stopped walking and he complained like a little kid. "Am I your babysitter now?" I joked. "Let's get some rest first." Taehyung suggested.

We both sat down on the grass. "And what does chocolate have to do with tiredness huh?" I eyed him. "Chocolate is life, energy, life, happiness, treasure and many more."

I looked at him, disbelief on what silly things he just said. "Really? Life? Treasure?" He just looked at me with those big puppy eyes and pleaded. "Jebal!" He kept on shouting over and over again. I bet that his voice can be heard throughout the forest.

I hurriedly snooped my bag for food and I offered him the first thing I can get my hands on; cookies. I offered him the cookies and he said, "No chocolate?" I returned the cookies inside my bag.

But Taehyung started shouting again and it made me panicked. "JEBAL~!!" Freaking poop. "Take the cookies or not!" I muffled his voice by placing my hands to his mouth.

He licked my hands and stopped shouting. "That's gross, Taehyung-ssi. Yuck!" I quickly removed my hands from his mouth and wiped off his saliva. "It was you who placed your hands on my mouth, Seul." He sticked a tongue out. I get the cookies once again from my bag and handed it to him.

"Why are you so childish as ever..." I muttered. "Hehehe. You can't do anything about that, mother. Gomawo." He smiled and started eating the cookies. He called me mother. There was deafening silence while he was eating.

When he finished half of the cookies, he said, "Do you want some?" Aish I'll never get tired of that smile, so kyeopta. "You're only offering me now when it's almost finished?" I raised an eyebrow at him but he smiled even wider than before.

"No thanks." I said. "Suit yourself then." He talked while he is munching a mouth full of cookies. "Aaahhhh. I'm so tired." I lay down the grass and closed my eyes.

Minutes have passed and I was almost drifting to sleep. "YA!" I jumped and looked at Taehyung. "What's happening?!" He was holding my bag and on the other hand a chocolate bar. "You lied to me." He looked down and acted as if he was crying.

"I thought you didn't have chocolate with you that's why yo gave me those cookies. But you blinded me by those cookies!" I scooted closer to him. "Ani. I didn't lie pabo. You made me panick that's why I picked up the cookies instead of chocolate."

"Why didn't you just told me that you have chocolate too?" I took my bag back from him. "Because you already finished my cookies. I'm sorry." He was giving me the silent treatment for that chocolate.

"Digging deep to your senpai skills ey?" I nudged him and see if he'll bulge the act. But he didn't. "Taehyung-ah, I'll give you the chocolate..." I said slowly. His face lit up and looked at me. "Jinja?"

"Ne. If..." He went closer. "If what?" His face was inches away from mine, I felt uncomfortable. "You know, one move and I might kiss you Taehyung-ssi." I joked but I think he didn't believe my joke and backed away swiftly.

He looked really scared. "Oh no. You might rape me in this very forest. Or even worse; kill me too! Did you planned all of this?" He started crawling away from me while shouting, "HELP ME! A GIRL MIGHT KILL ME TONIGHT!" Oh my god. Was he really the one who took care of me? Really? "LADYBUG HELP ME!!"

Crazy Taehyung... "Ya! I won't kill you dumb dumb. Besides, you were the one who planned this whole hunting trip." He stopped shouting and said, "I know. See my acting skills right there? No need to pay me, it's for free." And there goes that smile again.

"What's your if huh?" He asked me while dusting the grass of his clothes. This is my chance. "If you be quiet for the whole adventure." His shoulders went down.