The teacher asks Timmy "Why did you bring your cat to school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because i heard my daddy say to my mommy that, I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. So i'm saving him!"
I keep hitting the escape key but i'm still here!
Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad i will be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
The man came to my door and asked if i could donate to the local swimming pool, so i came back with a glass of water.
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he wont come when i call him.
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, "Teach me
everything you know."
A few months ago, Hamas
"arrested" a dolphin for being an
Israeli spy.
A Canadian psychologist is
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog
is smarter than you.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for." "But I only have 36 sheep," says the farmer. "I know," says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."
Wandering inside a pet store,
I stopped in front of a birdcage to
admire a parakeet. We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked, "Can't you talk?"
What should you do when
you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
A zookeeper is ordering new
animals. As he fills out the forms, he types "two mongeese." That doesn't look right, so he tries "two mongoose," then "two mongooses." Giving up, he types, "One mongoose, and while you're at it, send another one."
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The Book Of Laughter
HumorI created this book of funny, but cringy jokes to make some more happiness around the world when you need it! <3
