Puns

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Seal: That's the the sealiest thing I've ever heard.

Banana: I find this attire appeeling.

Duck: Animal puns quack me up!

Lion: Don't listen to him he's lion.

Frogs: Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

Llama: Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Whale: Whale hello there!

Person: Yesterday a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

Pencil: Why should you never use a dull pencil? because it's pointless.

Deer: Oh deer this is embarrassing. 

Bunny: I had a job crushing pop cans. It was soda pressing.

Hawk: Well this is hawkward.

Dog/Cat: Don't stop retrieving. hold on to the feline.

Mattress: Nothing really Mattress.

Butter: You butter back off.


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