-haru swivels around in chair-
tonight we have found more evidence on the dolphin incident
could a mackerel really be involved
-haru turns to the left-
we've discovered a new form of water
president haru has now officially named it leaf water
-haru turns to the right-
and for our final story
how crazy is haru
thats as indefinite as that non-edible pie that i dislike (so many numbers)
now for weather
haru how's it looking
ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS
I REPEAT
CATS AND DOGS
WHERES THE WATER
HAVE THE WATER GODS ABANDONED US
WATER SENPAI WILL NEVER NOTICE US NOW
(quick thanks to the inspiration of this chapter!)
