The words of a wise Poet...

Limerick Poems

The Hong Kong Dog

There once was a dog from little Hong Kong,

all the while she hoped to live long.

So she buried her bones

And ran away from home

That Very old dog from little Hong Kong.

Prairie Fairy

I Once met a Fairy from the Prairie,

Every day she tried to capture the dog larrie.

But whenever she got close,

The dog bit her nose.

That strange routine in the Prairie.

When Green Met Blue

One day Green eyes met Blue,

St.Laurent dated Converse shoes.

The taller boy was the youngest,

while the shorter lad was the oldest.

One day Old met new.

You, a Bear, a Man and a Shoe

There once was a Man who owned a shoe,

He wanted to be wealthy so he sold it to You.

Inside was a big surprise,

A Bear family lived inside!

There once was you who died in a shoe.

Wrong Right Right Wrong

When There's nothing quite wrong but you don't feel right;

You ignore the warnings despite,

The red dots that overcome your body.

You should have learned that plant is naughty.

Everything is wrong, so sick you can't fight.

Scream Dreams

I had a dream,

A weird dream with scary things,

They squeaked and squad, crawled all around,

For two days my feet didn't touch the ground.

I once had a dream that made me squeam.

Niall Horan and his dumb luck

Most would say it doesn't add up,

His looks, his talent, it's too much luck!

But with great things comes an expense,

He's childish, playful, completely oblivious!

Niall Horan, a delightful schmuck.  

SICK (Stay In Cool Kids)

Hey you, Yes you, the one sitting down! 

Get to work, wipe off that frown!

In about ten years you'll be grateful,

That you stayed in school and weren't being hateful.

Unless you like cardboard boxes the color of brown.

Did they really kill that Guy?

Did he just die right before my eyes? 

Yet they let that thing survive!

How dare they mess with my emotions,

They killed my fav without a notion!

Note to those who survive, The Walking Dead lies.