Chapter 1: After Paul's Bake Off

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Hope you enjoy this :) Thanks for reading my last one and if you haven't read the Paul Hollywood one read it first to know what's happening :)
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Well that was close.

I nearly got blown up with the rest of the place. At least I demolished that girl... :)

I want to be different with this fanfic of me (Me because I am fabulous) and so I am doing it in rap.

Yo ma names berry,
No it ain't perry.
I am a witch,
No I ain't no bitch.

Um...

Okay I can't be arsed to rap so let's just get on with my story.

So when the place blew up I managed to escape. The other two witches escaped with me but they got too obsessed with Paul so I murdered them painfully by spanking them with soggy-bottomed sausage rolls.

What? No one even knew their names anyway.

So yeh welcome to ma fanfic, this is ma story.

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