I can't leave, it's too risky.
I face my fears. (Y/n)'s face stares blankly at me, and then turns stern.
"Why would you do this Mary?"
"Do what?" I respond, trying to look innocent. I'm quite the actor if I do say so myself.
"You- you killed Paul..." she sobbed. What a baby lmao.
"Yeah whatevs fam it's chill bruv" I say. I cba for this.
"Mary you're such a witch... You bitch!"
"Yeah again it's chill lad idgaf pal"
"Mary... I challenge you to a BBC rap battle"
"Ooh fight me home dawg"
"Whoever wins stays in the BBC, whoever looses goes to Channel 4"
"It's on little girl", I say confidently.
(Y/n) starts off, firing the fireist bars you could ever fire.
"Yo Mary you're so hairy you look like a big fat beary berry WORD"
Holy shit.
She's better than I thought.
"Whatever dawg my turn", letsago.
"(Y/n) you're such a brat, I mistook you for a bloody rat. La la la, du du du, go have a, giant poo PEACE"
Wow these bars are spittin' flames.
"Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow, with poison ticks and old dog shit and dead bodies all in a row"
I've nearly taken the last beat. I need some top notch bars rn.
...
"Piss off"
That's it.
I've won.
(Y/n) screams.
"AHHHHHHH IM MELTING"
She sizzles down into a puddle of blood, organs and bones.
"Hurrah", I hurrah.
"BBC IS MINE MUHAHAHHAH"
{PROCEED TO CHAPTER 6}
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Hey hope you don't mind me killing you off aha.
Thought it's time for a change and I wanted to focus on Mary in this (Seen as it's based on her anyway) bc I just feel like the (Y/n) character is too serious lol.
Anyway thanks for reading and enjoyyyyyyy :)
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Mary Berry Fanfiction
RandomWell here it is haha If you enjoyed the Paul Hollywood Fanfiction, you will enjoy this ;) This is a sequel to Paul Hollywood Fanfiction :))
