Lauren: Um.. Togami's birthday is today! (It toootallly wasn't yesterday..) Soo.. Let's celebrate!
Terra: Leon-senpai and I are going to decorate!
Leon: *nods*
Fukawa: I'll get dressed for my white niiiight..
WARNING: You are now in Toko's fantasy
Fukawa: Happy b-birthday, master.
Togami: Oh, save it for later. All I want is you and your plebeian body, pig.
Fukawa: O-of course my whiiiite niiight! Oink, oink
THE END
Lauren: Whale then.. Back to the party..
Sonia: I will partake in making cookies that look like American money with Teruteru!
Teruteru: Yes, now let's go find my loins..
Lauren: *whispers to Sonia* His loins are not his tender loins. I'd make the cookies without him if I were you.
Later..
Togami: Wassup, fuckers? *walks in with swig swag glasses and a suit made out of money*
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Togami: Yes, yes, now where are my presents?
Fukawa: M-master I have a.. ACHOO!
Genocider Shou: Heyo! Oh, lookie here! It's my white nights birthday! Well, I got a.. Special something for him later.
Lauren: *locks Genocider in closet* Happy Birthday Togami! *throws money at him with Terra*
So yea happy (late) birthday Togami! <3
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Danganronpa Ask/ Dare!
RandomThe title explains it XD Ask any of the Danganronpa characters anything, or dare them to do something! We're writing this book together!