I was listening to "Ro(fu)ck me" in my room
Harry- Do you remember summer 09?
Me- No. I wasn't bron then. Neither did you. F*ck this sh*t I'm out
Liam- yeah, we were together summer 09
Me- You. Were. Not. F*ck this
Mom- *enters room* Um... One Direction again?
Me- haha....
Mom- *stares at me for a minute* You need friends *exists the room*
Rekt from mom lmao
But I have friends 😂👌
And they are as obsessed as I am
Well...most of them 👌
It's weird. I feel like I talk to "One Direction" and other ''singers'' more than I talk to my friends 😂
Like
Conversation with posters:
Me- *goes in front of poster* Hey Harry! How was your day? *moves to other poster* what did you said, Zayn? *moves back to Harry's poster* Don't worry! I will get a Louis poster one day *moves to other poster* Shut up, Michael! What? No. Ash, don't look at me like that! *"hears" something from another poster* Haha, Ariana, you are soooo funny! *moves to another poster* MILEY, DON'T WRECK THAT!
Conversation with friends:
Me- Hi bi*ch
Friend- Hi bi*ch
Me- how was your day?
Friend- F*ck you
Me- Love you too. Bye, bi*ch
Friend: Bye, bi*ch
Lmao
:)))
Listening to 18
2014:
Niall: we took a chónce
Me- You took a what?
2016:
Niall: we took a chónce
Me- TAKE THAT CHÓNCE, NEIL!
:))
Andra loves you ;)
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