Once upon a time, there was a man named Doitsu.
Doitsu is the god of the world, but only a few people are aware of this.
Hail Doitsu I say.
Hail Doitsu they won't do.
Therefor, I carry around a potato. People call it strange, but they don't understand.
I do it for Doitsu.
German Sparkle Parties help the light of Doitsu shine bright (shine bright).
Doitsu shall live on.
Doitsu will never loose his shine.
Shine bright like a Doitsu.
Hail Doitsu.
Hail Doitsu.
Hail Doitsu.
Are you in trouble?
Doitsu will help you.
He helps everyone.
Especially Italians.

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Doitsuism Bible
ДуховныеWe worship our lord and savior Doitsu. Doitsu accepts all, and Doitsu will help you when you need it most. Doitsu is always there for you. We are here to help the holy Doitsu, to share his words of wisdom. We welcome you to Doitsuism. ~Shine Bright~