Chapter 25

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Note: this is written pretending it's 2013 so pretend infinity hasn't been released yet. Ok thanks.

Louis: CAUSE IF I HAD YOU! THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING ID EVER NEEEED

Amber: stfu dude

Louis: YAY YOUR AWAKE!

Amber: its 5pm on a weekday....

Louis: idgaf lol

Amber: r00d

Louis: says u

Amber: at least im not ugly like u

Amber: your so ugly that they had to brand a whole new species for u

Louis: that sucked

Louis: also you're*

Louis: you're so ugly that when u met one direction, they went the other direction

Amber: you're so fat your school pictures were taken by a satellite

Amber: you're so dumb you made an appointment with Doctor Peoper

Amber: You're so short that you party with the dustmites under your filthy bed

Amber: you're so fat that you make the pacific ocean look like a lake

Louis: you done googling comebacks yet?

Amber: one more

Amber: youre so dumb that you starved to death while locked in a grocery store

Louis: nice googling btw

Amber: i try

Amber: and I cry

Louis: OH MY GOSH DO I CRY! I CRY ALL THE TIME!

Amber: ... wtf bruh

Louis: heman?

Amber: -facepalm-

Louis: sheman?

Amber: wtf lewis

Louis: -_- NO

Amber: y not

Louis: cause i dont like it

Amber: cry baby much

Louis: OMG MELANIE MARTINEZ

Amber: wtf

Louis: shes a singer

Amber: so...

Louis: she has a song called cry baby

Amber: oh ok. Thats.... a little weird

Louis: its about people being mean or something and she keeps crying and like she wants to kill herself

Louis: idk lol

Amber: thats rlly morbid...

Amber: what sort of music are you listening to!?

Louis: amazayn music

Amber: plz stop

Louis: y

Amber: idk. I dont like it

Louis: well idc

Amber: well i h8 u bish

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