Stub a Toe

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH A STUBBED TOE HURTS. IT'S LIKE, YOU EXPECT IT TO ALWAYS BE YOUR BIG TOE, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. IT'S NOT.

No seriously. I stubbed my toe because I was running from my 5 year old brother... WHAT. His punches hurt.... Anyways, when I did so, I stubbed my toe...


AND IT WAS YESTERDAY TOO. IT STILL HURTS RIGHT NOW...


Yesterday, I was limping really, really badly. And I hopped on one leg to get around faster... I guess it's exercise, but still...

My dad said I looked like a zombie...


Rawr... I have come to eat your brainz. It's very nice to eat--I MEAN MEAT--you...

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